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Monday, December 21, 2009

Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos: More PSP Wallpapers and Cast-offs

First up are a bit more PSP wallpapers :3





Nanael's Holy Dive


Honou no tsukaette wa tentakuru to honou no reipu. Kyaaa~n! LOL.


Meido e sasou mono, Airi...
(God, how I love Kanae Itou's voice)


Petanko abuse


...then some more cast-offs

(NSFW section)







Tyrano Abuse.


Harpy Abuse.
(To capture a Monster Girl, you must let Jean do the final cast-off touch and when the screen says Perfect Knockdown, the monster girl joins Jean. However, if you killed her without casting her off, bye bye to the chance of having that pet. T_T )


Sorry, you can't capture Elina. XD


If I were to rename Reina, I'll call her Ecchimeria.
XDDDD


...and I'll rename Tomoe-chan as Oichi
Aaaah~n Nagamasa-samaaaaa! XDDDD


...and a little amusement for the ladies, a mini gallery dedicated to Jean-kun! XDDD

"Hmm..."


"De..."


"Deka..."


"DEKAOPPAI!"


Risty: Oh look! That boy's so good at doing Michael Jackson's crotch-hold dance!


E...ecchi dust! *cough* XDDD


Aaaaah...Ecchi dust in my eye! XO


I need to buy new shoulder pads! Zomg something not liek Taokaka!


If I were in Final Fantasy XIII, I'll marry Lightning!


...but I'll end up like this! 0_0;


I loooove my MAAAGNUM!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos: PSP Wallpaper and Cast-off-galore

Here's what I got for the Illustration Gallery so far. Feel free to use them as your PSP Wallpapers. (click to download full PSP size)

"Broke-vance Mountain"


Looks like a recycled image...but who cares? It looks badass!


"Bathing in strawberry syrup isn't such a good idea. Kyaaa~n ants attack!"


"Maybe I should've asked her to take a bath in Caramel instead..."


You better go to Shibuya to buy a better bra, says Meru Otonashi! :P


Suzumiya Nanaeru no Bukkake-Jutsu!


If she's a real-life nun, I'll definitely enter priesthood
in the Order of Saint Chikan...but I can't. I'm a woman. :P


Every brunette sorcerer looks like a dork in their childhood
...but more handsome than Gackt in their adulthood.


Mama-mia!

=== NSFW SECTION ===

PSP wallpapers aside. I'll get back with more if I get another one. :3

One of the more-realistic features of Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos compared to other RPGs is realistic clothing wear and tear action.

They say if you can't kill her, just strip her off.
Exactly what I did in my fight against Dora the Ecchi-Explorer (LOL XD) wherein she still has high HP, ATK and DEF but she barely paid attention to her own clothing.

Hence, this was her fate in my hands. :P


Kyaaaaa~n!


Da...dameeee!


AAAAAAAH~N!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

...and more KIYASUTO-OFUU~!






Until the next Cast-off Galore! :P

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Now playing: Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos XDDDD



Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos is an Action RPG ~ "Super Ecchi Wars-style" to be more precise, developed by NBGI for Playstation Portable. It stars two new Poyoyon Rock-designed characters (a dual-wielding girl and a cowardly sorcerer) in the familiar ecchi-filled environment of Queen's Blade which everyone had either loved as a Lost Worlds-style book, Cast-off Megahouse figures or ZOMG fap-fap-fap anime.


Starting a new game, you can rename the two main characters. Their default names, like Tidus of FFX, are Cute and Jean. Since the names "Cute" and "Jean" are like WTF-generic to me, I decided to rename the two main characters after...

Square-Enix's honorable punching bags.
OMG YEEEEES! XDDD

"OMFG-it's-Kamiyan!"...goddamn yes! :P~~~~~~


The battle system is complicated at first since it's not written in a language we're familiar of but it's really quite simple simple.

As seen in the screenshots above, you control the characters in a sprite-based map.
Then...


Put them near the enemy and a fight screen will trigger.



You can see the damage which the character or the enemy can deal to you while setting up your skills to use.


...as usual, the "Established Characters" (like Tomoe here) has better skills in their disposition.



"Aah~ashi mou ugokenai!"
Jean is sooo cute that I could eat him up! X3


The Gel shapes up into oshiri or oppai whenever it gets hit. XD



When you get lucky, you can even see other characters supporting you after the first stage.
Supporting you in hacking away those naughty articles of clothing for ecchi goodness.


If your character levels up...


You have some points (in this case 3) which you can allocate for your desired parameters.



...and if your folks don't like Ecchi goodness, you can press START + SELECT to disguise your game as an Eight-Bit Final Fantasy-style game with an adorable sprite of Reina in the middle of the screen.



...but your folks probably know you're playing Ecchi based on your facial expression while pressing this button and that button as well as the super cool voice acting that ranges from "KYAAAAA~N!" "AAAAAH!" "DAMEEE!!!" "OH NO NO NOOO KYAA!!" "SE...SEINARU KOSHOU...HAA...HAAAJAAA~!"


~ Satire aside, for those whose just starting the game, you can ask me and I'll be glad to share what I know about the game (such as how to play) and if you want to share some more info to me regarding this Japanese-exclusive game ~ the comments box is always open. :D