Now playing: Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos XDDDD

Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos is an Action RPG ~ "Super Ecchi Wars-style" to be more precise, developed by NBGI for Playstation Portable. It stars two new Poyoyon Rock-designed characters (a dual-wielding girl and a cowardly sorcerer) in the familiar ecchi-filled environment of Queen's Blade which everyone had either loved as a Lost Worlds-style book, Cast-off Megahouse figures or ZOMG fap-fap-fap anime.


Starting a new game, you can rename the two main characters. Their default names, like Tidus of FFX, are Cute and Jean. Since the names "Cute" and "Jean" are like WTF-generic to me, I decided to rename the two main characters after...

Square-Enix's honorable punching bags.
OMG YEEEEES! XDDD

"OMFG-it's-Kamiyan!"...goddamn yes! :P~~~~~~

The battle system is complicated at first since it's not written in a language we're familiar of but it's really quite simple simple.

As seen in the screenshots above, you control the characters in a sprite-based map.
Then...

Put them near the enemy and a fight screen will trigger.

You can see the damage which the character or the enemy can deal to you while setting up your skills to use.

...as usual, the "Established Characters" (like Tomoe here) has better skills in their disposition.

"Aah~ashi mou ugokenai!"
Jean is sooo cute that I could eat him up! X3

The Gel shapes up into oshiri or oppai whenever it gets hit. XD

When you get lucky, you can even see other characters supporting you after the first stage.
Supporting you in hacking away those naughty articles of clothing for ecchi goodness.

If your character levels up...


You have some points (in this case 3) which you can allocate for your desired parameters.

...and if your folks don't like Ecchi goodness, you can press START + SELECT to disguise your game as an Eight-Bit Final Fantasy-style game with an adorable sprite of Reina in the middle of the screen.

...but your folks probably know you're playing Ecchi based on your facial expression while pressing this button and that button as well as the super cool voice acting that ranges from "KYAAAAA~N!" "AAAAAH!" "DAMEEE!!!" "OH NO NO NOOO KYAA!!" "SE...SEINARU KOSHOU...HAA...HAAAJAAA~!"


~ Satire aside, for those whose just starting the game, you can ask me and I'll be glad to share what I know about the game (such as how to play) and if you want to share some more info to me regarding this Japanese-exclusive game ~ the comments box is always open. :D