Illusionsoft throws LULZ at Square-Enix with Eroge

Here's something really interesting!

"My real name is Square-Enix. Please don't f---k me, Mr. Gackt look-a-like. Kyaaah! XDD"

This Blog shows that the names of the characters in the latest Illusionsoft Eroge "Yuusha Kara wa Nigerarenai" are actually puns!

Visit this previous entry to see the character pics. I don't want to repost it all again. :P

エニス＝アウェークス → エニクス＝スクーウェア → スクウェアエニックス
Ennis Auex = Enix Square = Square-Enix

SUPER WTF LOL! XDDD

ミマス＝バーン → ミスト＝バーン → 大魔王バーン(ダイの大冒険)
Mimas Vahn = Mist Ban
Mistwalker BAN, I supposed? I really don't get this one.

ルイーディア＝バッカナリア → ルイーダ＝バッカス（酒の神） → ルイーダの酒場
Ruideia Baccanaria = Ruida's Bacchus (DQ character?)

ヴィアラ＝フロンカ → ヴィアンカ＝フロラ → ビアンカ＝フローラ
Viera Fronca = Bianca Flora = Bianca Flora (DQ character?)

Lightning to Illusionsoft says:
"Seriously, if you guys want to f--- me in an Eroge, why make me a LOLI elf?" XDD

Eclair the super WTF long name

エクレール　フランス語で雷
Eclair = France

モルニヤ　ロシア語で雷
Mornia = Russia
Russian Spelling: МОЛНИЯ
I supposed it's also a reference to Thor's thunder hammer, Mjjolnir?

レランパゴ　スペイン語で雷
Relámpago = Spain

フルメン　ラテン語で雷
Flamen = Latin
(I'm taking in mind A.B.A's key in Guilty Gear series! It's called Flament Nagel which is a Latin name...I've heard)

ランポ　イタリア語で雷
Lampo = Italia

ブリッツ　ドイツ語で雷
Blitz = German

アストラペ　ギリシア語で雷
Astrapo = Grecia (Greece)
Greek spelling: Αστραπή

（雷＝雷＝雷＝雷＝雷＝雷＝雷＝13）
Zatein = Thirteen (Direct Romanization from Katakana)

Her full name: Eclair Mornia Relámpago Flamen Lampo Blitz Astrapo Zatein or Eclair Mornia Relámpago Flamen Lampo Blitz Astrapo XIII

雷は英語で「ライトニング」＋「13」＝「ファイナルファンタジー13」
^ Her name is actually the various foreign terms for Lightning.

Therefore, her super WTF long name actually says "Lightning" from Final Fantasy XIII!

XDDD


Sefi
元ネタは神羅万象の敵キャラ「魔将軍アスタロット」か？
Note: The Sephiroth part is my own interpretation since the blog site offered no further than Astaroth.

Astaroth (DQ Demoness) = Asta-Roth = Roth = Sephiroth = Sefirosu = Sefi.

Well, you can see my explanation for the Sephiroth part below:
XDDDDD

Sefi prior to becoming a demoness and insanely serving Sagackt (aka: Demon Genesis)

Saga
No explanation offered in the Japanese blog site so I'll go with Sagackt. :P
Wahahahaha!!! XDDD

Saga looks more like a love child between Whinny-Jenny and Dilly-Dally than any DQ demon.

BlazBlue: Gii vs Taokaka

Sorry. I couldn't resist blogging about this. It's so cute to resist ~ :3

Even though the warrior of the Kaka Clan named Taokaka is officially known as the "oppai conscious" pervert of BlazBlue; she still has a soft spot for adorable bats... especially if she wants to eat them. ^^;

Note: This scene is for all ages.
A little panchira in a non-perverse setting ain't that objectionable anyway.

I believe this branched out from her second story path. Anyways ~

On Taokaka's encounter with Rachel, you should select ~ "Give me that flying steamed meatbun over there" and this super hilarious scene would follow:

It's painful to be stretched, alright.


But even more painful (and insulting) to be mistaken for a meatbun just because you are FAAT.

After Tao said "Wait for me, buns!" There is a scene which is in between Gii thanking in relief...that Rachel folded Nago and used him as a baseball BAT to save Gii. Awww, how cute. :3

WATCH THE VID HERE

Now to see that scene wherein Arakune tried to eat Gii. XDDD

[ Voice Credits ]
Let's thank those nice voice actors which made the money that Arksys paid them very much worthwhile ~
Taokaka - Philece Sampler
Rachel Alucard - Mela Lee (Rin Tohsaka from Fate / Stay Night)
Gii - Jeannie Elias (awww, baby talk!)
Nago - Ezra Weizs (Aeon from Castlevania Judgment) SERIOUSLY.

To be honest with you, I prefer all voices of BlazBlue in English with but three...five exceptions: Jin Kisaragi (Kaki! <3 David Vincent is better for Hakumen)
Ragna (Tomosugi! Though I like Patrick Seitz too, I'm definitely conflicted with Ragna rather.) and Noel Vermillion / V-13 / Saya (I am seriously annoyed with Christina Vee. Japanese hands down! <_<).

FFIX volume 2 Play Arts Petition Restarted

Needs volume 2

Quetsaeka has informed me a few moments ago that they have restarted the petition for Final Fantasy IX volume 2.

To sign the new petition, please go here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffixpav2/petition.html

Also, don't forget the Final Fantasy VIII volume 2 petition wherein multiple accounts of the same person are allowed: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/ffviiiplayarts/index.html

Play Arts fan or not, invite also your friends to join in. You'll be doing us a great favor. :D

"...and Kuja too."

Dragon Quest Eroge Parody is WIN!

I won't hide it. I'm so goddamn frustrated with my lack of capacity/PS3 (or whatever damn thing I don't have) to play Final Fantasy XIII (well, I'm just gonna oogle Snow and Noctis anyway); I decided to turn to the truth which damn twisted moralists truly despise ~ that I am already two decades old and I need to play something a little "off the edge of reason."

Hence, IllusionSoft's (makers of A-Ga Gekido no Wakusei) Dragon Quest Parody Game is one of the games which I am looking forward to.

"You can't escape the hero" (Yuusha kara wa Nigerarenai) is a game whose themes focus on Gyakureipu or reversed rape. Normally, "mature genre" Otakus love to oogle on girls who get banged by the guys. Think of this the other way around.

The game system is pretty much like having your own Digital Ero Play Arts Figure in a serious posing business. Not bad.

Without further ado, let me introduce the characters of this well-executed pose-fest:

Sagackt
(Maou / Demon King Saga)
CV: Hershey Taro (ヘルシー太郎) what an extremely retarded Seiyuu name.
I'd go with Camui Gackt anytime. :P

"Ahahahaha! Watashi no chikara, omoi shinugai!"

The Main Hero, a blue-skinned Uke demon that strangely resembles everybody's favorite walking ketchup bottle from Banora Village (guess what? Fission Mailed!). He has a HUGE....

(you pervs, let me finish first!!!) power and potential but soon after it awakened, he cannot control it as he finds himself falling head over heels with women, most especially with his weakness ~ Sefi.

Yes. He's the lucky (or pitiful?) bastard that is being chased by the pervy ladies in the logo.

"I am your Vanilla!"


"Nyan Nyan Gorgeous Delicious Degackture!"



LOL WTF!!! XDDDDDDD



Sefi
CV: Kaibara Elena (海原エレナ) she seems to be a well-known Seiyuu.



I am not sure how to spell her name. Sephy? (LOL) whatever.
She has the ability of an S-class warrior but teasing is her hobby. She aids the hero but does not show herself.
(damn, her description is rather too short)

Viera Fronca
CV: (榎津まお )



She's definitely not a rabbit woman, FFXII fans. ^^;
Although being the daughter of an influential leader, a magnate, she has excelled in martial arts. She has a calm composure and Eclair is her childhood friend.

Mimas Vahn
CV: (桜川未央)

"Aitakatta zo, Maou Saga!"

She is basically a maiden who wants to marry a man stronger than her. Her strength is not reflected in her scantily-clad appearance.

Liuteia Baccanaria
CV: (倉田まりや )



A 117-year-old dark-skinned elf. She had also previously participated in supressing the devil whom she later became acquainted with. She is generally stoic but when asked, she cannot refuse him for some reason. She also researches about the devil.

= Tsundere.


Eclair
CV: Mei (御苑生メイ )


Her full name is Eclair Mournia Leranpago Fullmen Ranpo Furiss Asutorapo Zatein. (エクレール＝モールニヤ＝レランパゴ＝フルメン＝ランポ＝ブリッツ＝アストラペー＝サーティーン) WTF really!!!
She is Viera's childhood friend with an insanely long name as you can see up there!

Her father was one of the heroes that participated in the previous devil suppression. Being a young elf princess, she is of small stature but is straightforward (oh, Yumil of Queen's Blade eh?) and is extremely hot-headed (yep, both her an Asuka has a long name too) that does not permit insolence.

I don't permit insanely long names either. :P

Ennis Auex
CV: (嶋村いおぎ )



Sister Ennis wears decent clothing and strives to find a way to seal the demon for world peace! Whatever.


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Official Site (NSFW too)
Image Source: Sankaku Complex

Kafuka and Chiri PVC Figures

Straight from Tsuki-Board

More Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Figures are on the way!

The company is Pair Dot (who?) and they'll be producing this pair figure of the perfectionist Chiri Kitsu and the super positive Kafuka Fuura with two different color schemes.

Sky Blue and Pink

Purple and Red

Having obtained all previous SZS figures (the Nendoroid, keychain set and the SEGA Prize Nozomu);

...and my family loving girls in kimono and this epic series by Kumeta ~

I'd say only one thing for these sweet ladies in a kimono:

I WANT! *w*

Ecchi no Edji! XD

Star Ocean IV Play Arts Action Figure

Pros: Highly-detailed, better than the game CG, awesome weapons

Cons: Has no extra hands, No display stand, limited poseability, intrusive clothing, mediocre paint job

no. 1 Edge Maverick
20 years old (turns 21 in the game), Male, Earthling. CV: Matthew d' Mercer
Isn't really a perv but enjoys being slapped. Hence the inclusion of the angry head. XDDD

Just your typical blond guy, eh?

Slap me and I'll punch you in the gut!

I love his interchangeable head feature! :D
You can even pop other heads in his Ecchi no Edji body. XD

Heck, Both Edge and Reimi are donning the uniforms of the SRF so have fun putting other heads on them! XDDDD

*insert obligatory fan-made biography*

no. 1-B: Dallas "Luke fon Spacewalker" Maverick
25 years old, Male, Midgardian. CV: Yuri Lowenthal (argh...)

The walking EMO machine of Valkyrie Profile (and Tri-Ace in general). Dallas "Luke fon Spacewalker" Maverick fights with no weapon but uses his magic skills to his advantage." He wants to go to space so that he would have the chance to encounter his biological father: "Gackt Vader," whose believed by the SRF to be the true "Apostle of Destruction."

"This isn't your battle, SRF! It's that of my cursed existence!"

no. 1-C: Strife "Cloudy Wolf" Edgeworth
21 years old, Male, Gaian. CV: Steve Burton

Final Fantasy VII's ultimate embodiment of EMO. Strife "Cloudy Wolf" Edgeworth fights with a Spark Saber. His innocence was raeped away by some long-haired guy but was promptly returned when he saw the space and went "WOAAAAH WOAAAAH WOAAAAH! :D" Now, he wants to take his girlfriend to space...but which girlfriend is it, the bustier one or the just-right? :P

"My big, adorable, blinking blue eyes are baaaaack! :D"

no. 2 Reimi Saionji
19 years old, Female, Earthling. CV: Laura Bailey

The first Archer in the Play Arts series BUT the honor should have been Fran's from FFXII!
She has a worse paint job than Edgey and that her damn "skirt" kept on falling off. But for some reason, she is more of a bestseller in our country... I wonder why? Maybe it's because of her bath towel scenes in the game. XD

"Come with me to space."

Think you can dodge...me? :P