THOUSANDS OF FREE BLOGGER TEMPLATES

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dragon Quest Eroge Parody is WIN!

I won't hide it. I'm so goddamn frustrated with my lack of capacity/PS3 (or whatever damn thing I don't have) to play Final Fantasy XIII (well, I'm just gonna oogle Snow and Noctis anyway); I decided to turn to the truth which damn twisted moralists truly despise ~ that I am already two decades old and I need to play something a little "off the edge of reason."

Hence, IllusionSoft's (makers of A-Ga Gekido no Wakusei) Dragon Quest Parody Game is one of the games which I am looking forward to.

"You can't escape the hero" (Yuusha kara wa Nigerarenai) is a game whose themes focus on Gyakureipu or reversed rape. Normally, "mature genre" Otakus love to oogle on girls who get banged by the guys. Think of this the other way around.

The game system is pretty much like having your own Digital Ero Play Arts Figure in a serious posing business. Not bad.

Without further ado, let me introduce the characters of this well-executed pose-fest:

Saga
ckt
(Maou / Demon King Saga)
CV: Hershey Taro (ヘルシー太郎) what an extremely retarded Seiyuu name.
I'd go with Camui Gackt anytime. :P

"Ahahahaha! Watashi no chikara, omoi shinugai!"



The Main Hero, a blue-skinned Uke demon that strangely resembles everybody's favorite walking ketchup bottle from Banora Village (guess what? Fission Mailed!). He has a HUGE....

(you pervs, let me finish first!!!) power and potential but soon after it awakened, he cannot control it as he finds himself falling head over heels with women, most especially with his weakness ~ Sefi.

Yes. He's the lucky (or pitiful?) bastard that is being chased by the pervy ladies in the logo.

"I am your Vanilla!"


"Nyan Nyan Gorgeous Delicious Degackture!"



LOL WTF!!! XDDDDDDD



Sefi
CV: Kaibara Elena (海原エレナ) she seems to be a well-known Seiyuu.



I am not sure how to spell her name. Sephy? (LOL) whatever.
She has the ability of an S-class warrior but teasing is her hobby. She aids the hero but does not show herself.
(damn, her description is rather too short)

Viera Fronca
CV: (榎津まお )



She's definitely not a rabbit woman, FFXII fans. ^^;
Although being the daughter of an influential leader, a magnate, she has excelled in martial arts. She has a calm composure and Eclair is her childhood friend.

Mimas Vahn
CV: (桜川未央)

"Aitakatta zo, Maou Saga!"



She is basically a maiden who wants to marry a man stronger than her. Her strength is not reflected in her scantily-clad appearance.

Liuteia Baccanaria
CV: (倉田まりや )



A 117-year-old dark-skinned elf. She had also previously participated in supressing the devil whom she later became acquainted with. She is generally stoic but when asked, she cannot refuse him for some reason. She also researches about the devil.

= Tsundere.


Eclair
CV: Mei (御苑生メイ )


Her full name is Eclair Mournia Leranpago Fullmen Ranpo Furiss Asutorapo Zatein. (エクレール=モールニヤ=レランパゴ=フルメン=ランポ=ブリッツ=アストラペー=サーティーン) WTF really!!!
She is Viera's childhood friend with an insanely long name as you can see up there!

Her father was one of the heroes that participated in the previous devil suppression. Being a young elf princess, she is of small stature but is straightforward (oh, Yumil of Queen's Blade eh?) and is extremely hot-headed (yep, both her an Asuka has a long name too) that does not permit insolence.

I don't permit insanely long names either. :P

Ennis Auex
CV: (嶋村いおぎ )



Sister Ennis wears decent clothing and strives to find a way to seal the demon for world peace! Whatever.


Info Source: DMM (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
Official Site (NSFW too)
Image Source: Sankaku Complex

0 comments: