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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

UPSKIRT: Kuja, Jun and Mariya


Genesis: "Zetsubo-shitta! Traps in anime always leave me in Despair!"

Dallas: ..............you stole Kamiya Hiroshi's line.

They say, there really is such thing as a man whose beauty can transcend all genders and that loving such men could have your sexuality mistaken. Indeed, I've seen a lot of derogatory remarks relating to such in Sankaku Complex's the entry for Watarase Jun "Delicious Trap Figure." Clearly some people haven't heard of the term "Pansexuality" yet.

Anyways, let's leave their poor biased souls alone. We have bigger and sexier fishes to fry.
And by fishes I'm talking about men deemed as TRAPS as they are mistakable for women with their own natural beauty and charm...or just the way they are drawn.

~ WARNING: Content that may not be suitable for work will follow. You piss off your boss, not my fault. You've been warned. ~

Dissidia Final Fantasy KUJA

Kuja is the primary antagonist of Squaresoft's, now Square-Enix's, Final Fantasy IX released in IIRC 1999. Originally designed by Toshiyuki Itahana and rendered with feminine beauty by Yoshitaka Amano, Kuja is one of the longest-existing traps in Japanese pop culture. Years later, Kuja's voice is seductively portrayed by the Trap master Akira Ishida for Dissidia Final Fantasy.

Some In-game shots follow:


"Kimi no shirabe mou okanade yo!"


"KIETE NAKU NARE!!!"


Worm's Eye View.


Dissidia: Bloodless violence and traps that you can beat the crap out of.

LULZ.


Sadly, the legendary trap Kuja is yet to have an actual statue or action figure. He does have his own gashapon depicting his Trance Form with delicious man/trap boobs.

I don't know what damn moralist laws are blocking Square-Enix from including him in the Final Fantasy IX Play Arts assortment that's due September this year.

But outside the gates of Square-Enix exists two toy companies that have courageously ventured out into making real-detailed PVC statues of two once-newcomers but now-classical traps.

ORCHID SEED'S MARIYA SHIDOU


"Toro! Toro!"

The rather sadistic cross-dressing titular character of the quasi-Catholic-themed Maria+Hollic Anime: Mariya Shidou. He does the trapping job in order to inherit the position being held by his grandma as the head of both the all-girls and all-boys school. It's Something along those vainglorious lines.

Even if he's a trap, Mariya still isn't safe from Japan's favorite feature -- The Upskirt.




Upskirt.

HOLD IT.

For those that are mortified with Mariya's bulky black panchira, Orchid Seed had included a considerable white panchira with the manhood more discreetly sculpted.


Just like a modern-day eunuch...


The Good Source ~ Moeyo!

SOLID THEATER'S WATARASE JUN

Happiness' literally Gayness, Watarase Jun. According to a brief backstory that I read somewhere, Jun dresses like that in order to attract a delicious bishounen whose popular in school.

Jun boasts a rather flirtatious figure compared to the decently-portrayed Mariya Shidou.


Feena Fam Earthlight?
Nope. It's Jun babeh! You've been trapped! XDDD


Unbuttoned dress, hanging bra, wayward pantyhose and...Melon-pantsu.

But most of all, the shot which everyone's waiting for: JUN'S UPSKIRT.







Oh its even BULKIER than Mariya's!

The reliable source -- Moeyo!

One last ~ Special Mention:
Tieria Erde of Gundam 00 whose Statue is being produced by Tamashii Nation's Sukichika.


Now that's one trap that I'd love to fall for. <3

Tieria's upskirt is still unknown as of the moment but with this, Kamiya Hiroshi had cemented himself in the same legendary trap-voicing status as Akira Ishida; with lots of Boy's Love CD roles and not to mention, the iffy Seluvia from Valkyrie Profile II Silmeria.

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